I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
Dita Von Teese (via priscellastef)

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fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

(Source: chickem)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Danny is out of control 

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felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

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Marilyn knew what was up

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tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

image

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foreverwholocked:

actual-secret-blog:

Some of my friends still don’t like Top Gear

if you’re not british and you want a taste of british culture all you have to do is watch this show

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WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING

erikitachiquita:

howdoiputthisgently:

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

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